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darkestarkansas Profile Information

How soon is now ? Like older and thick.
Age 53 From Denver, Colorado - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Man

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish
I Would Describe Myself As  
Middle aged chronic *******, seeking hot hairy older truckers who wanna get nasty and have a good time. Love a good party and definitely NOT into f*ck 'n flee. Seems I do best withe bi/str8 guys on the DL, just how it has usually been. TOTAL BOTTOM guy here. That's important, because I'm not interested in trading recipes here. Can usually host whenever, but much more a chronic night owl these days.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
A Few Extra Pounds
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Hazel
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Legs
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Light Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Research / Science / Engineering
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Brain
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Loud, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Photography, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Internet, Travel, Computers, Shopping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Going Shopping, The Movies, Sleeping, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Several rounds of ****************, resulting in a phone number and an ability to remember each other's names.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
It's a theme from some porn films; ask me.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Raunchy, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Socialist
My Goal In Life Is  
I've already accomplished much of what I wanted to do career-wise and not sure at the moment, but I've been humbled by learning none of us really are in control of anything. And consequently my favorite slogan on life is, "Life is what happens to you ... when you planned on doing something else."
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Drama, Documentary, Horror
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Electronic, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Biography, Computers, Fiction, History, Home & Garden, Reference, Technical, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
As with nearly everything in life, it varies and is frequently situational. Most things negotiable. Not into sports and definitely NOT into (American) football.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Boldness, Good Looks, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate
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